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- \* Headlines!
- \* I don't really know where this file originates from.
- \* It has been on our system for quite some time. It is more fun
- \* than the original headline file that comes with spew.c.
- \* I did some minor modifications/additions. If you make a nice
- \* headline file, I'd be interested to see!
- \* -- Pedja <pedja%luka@umiacs.umd.edu>
- %IMPRESSIVE
- Amazing
- Astounding
- Incredible
- Fantastic
- %UNUSUAL
- Bizarre
- Strange
- Weird
- Wacky
- Crazy
- Freaky
- %BADTIME
- Night of Terror
- Night of Horror
- Night of Bondage
- Agonizing Weekend
- \NUMBER Terrible Hours
- \NUMBER1 Shocking Weeks
- \NUMBER1 Bloody Days
- \NUMBER2 Horrific Days
- Bloodbath
- Petrifying Rituals
- Drunken Rampage
- Harassment Horror
- Deadly Drugfest
- %ATTRACTIVE
- Sexy
- Hot
- %MATTRACTIVE
- Manly
- Blond
- (2)\ATTRACTIVE
- %FATTRACTIVE
- Bawdy
- Busty
- Loose
- Blonde
- Cheap
- (2)\ATTRACTIVE
- %MATTRACTIVEPERSON{s}
- \MATTRACTIVE Boy{|s}
- \MATTRACTIVE Stud{|s}
- \MATTRACTIVE M{an|en}
- \MATTRACTIVE Hunk{|s}
- %FATTRACTIVEPERSON{s}
- \FATTRACTIVE Girl{|s}
- \FATTRACTIVE Young Wom{an|en}
- \FATTRACTIVE Huss{y|ies}
- \FATTRACTIVE Slut{|s}
- %ATTRACTIVEPERSON{s}
- \FATTRACTIVEPERSON/&
- \MATTRACTIVEPERSON/&
- %SPIRITUAL
- Spiritual
- Clairvoyant
- Telepathic
- Telekinetic
- Psychic
- New Age
- %RELATIVE
- Father
- Uncle
- Grandfather
- Grandmother
- Son
- Daughter
- Mother
- Aunt
- Postman
- Accountant
- Dog Catcher
- IRS Man
- Hairdresser
- Chauffeur
- Cousin
- %WEAPON{a}
- (3)\SILLYWEAPON/&
- (5)\REALWEAPON/&
- %REALWEAPON{a}
- {|a }Steak Knife
- {|a }Meat Tenderizer
- {|a }Meat Cleaver
- {|a }Hatchet
- {|a }Machete
- {|a }Chainsaw
- {|a }Samurai Sword
- {|an }Axe
- {|a }Machine Gun
- %SILLYWEAPON{a}
- {|a }Wet Noodle
- {|a }Used Condom
- {|an }Anti-Tank Weapon
- {|a }Pickup Truck
- Granola
- Jell-O
- {|a }Phased Plasma Rifle
- Cocoa Puffs
- {|a }Small Farm Animal
- {|a }Paintbrush
- Toilet Paper
- {|a }Pointy Stick
- {|a }Jalapeno Pepper
- Stale French Bread
- {|a }Stuffed Animal
- {|a }Boston Cream Pie
- {|a }Sponge Cake
- \FRUIT/&
- %GHOST{s}
- Ghost{|s}
- Evil Spirit{|s}
- Poltergeist{|s}
- Demon{|s}
- Phantom{|s}
- Spectre{|s}
- Banshee{|s}
- Moaning Noise{|s}
- Spook{|s}
- Spirit{|s}
- %RELIGION
- Buddhist
- Methodist
- Hare Krishna
- Episcopalian
- Baptist
- Islamic
- Moslem
- Catholic
- Atheist
- Taoist
- Hindi
- Presbyterian
- Seventh-Day Adventist
- Mormon
- %UFFO
- UFO
- Flying Saucer
- Space Ship
- Space Cruiser
- %PLANET
- Pluto
- Mars
- Venus
- Mercury
- Neptune
- Saturn
- Jupiter
- Uranus
- The Moon
- %ET{s}
- Extra-Terrestrial{|s}
- E.T.{|s}
- Space Alien{|s}
- Being{|s}
- Space Being{|s}
- Cyborg{|s}
- Alien{|s}
- Alien Life Form{|s}
- Martian{|s}
- Space Creature{|s}
- Space Visitor{|s}
- %DRUG
- Heroin
- LSD
- Angel Dust
- Coke
- Cocaine
- Crack
- Quaaludes
- Amphetamines
- PCP
- Pot
- Barbiturates
- Halcion
- Valium
- Thorazine
- Benzadrine
- Cough Syrup
- Opium
- %FRUIT{as}
- {|a |}Strawberr{y|y|ies}
- {|an |}Apricot{||s}
- {|a |}Mango{||es}
- {|a |}Tomato{||es}
- {|a |}Banana{||s}
- {|a |}Cherr{y|y|ies}
- {|an |}Apple{||s}
- {|a |}Plum{||s}
- {|a |}Pear{||s}
- {|an |}Orange{||s}
- {|a |}Tangerine{||s}
- {|a |}Prune{||s}
- {|a |}Lemon{||s}
- {|a |}Lime{||s}
- {|a |}Kiwi Fruit{||s}
- {|a |}Coconut{||s}
- {|a |}Grenadine{||s}
- {|a |}Papaya{||s}
- {|a |}Prickly Pear{||s}
- %MADNESS
- Crazed
- Babbling
- Drug-Crazed
- Insane
- Manic Depressive
- Obsessive-Compulsive
- Neurotic
- Psychotic
- Psychopathic
- Devoted
- Religious
- Fanatical
- Pathological
- Schizophrenic
- Narcoleptic
- Kleptomaniac
- Fatalistic
- Catatonic
- Radioactive
- Nihilistic
- Cannibalistic
- Anal-Retentive
- %KILLER{s}
- (3)\KILLERX/&
- \MADNESS \KILLERX/&
- %KILLERX{s}
- (10)\ANIMAL/&
- \FRUIT/&
- %ANIMAL{s}
- Shark{|s}
- Wombat{|s}
- Bee{|s}
- Wasp{|s}
- Whale{|s}
- Shark{|s}
- Lion{|s}
- Dolphin{|s}
- Elephant{|s}
- Clam{|s}
- Kitten{|s}
- Lobster{|s}
- Tiger{|s}
- Leopard{|s}
- Panda{|s}
- Crocodile{|s}
- Shrew{|s}
- Bat{|s}
- Rabbit{|s}
- Rat{|s}
- Bird{|s}
- %CHILD{s}
- Bab{y|ies}
- Child{|ren}
- Son{|s}
- Daughter{|s}
- %YOUNGSTER{s}
- Bab{y|ies}
- Child{|ren}
- Boy{|s}
- Girl{|s}
- %MCELEB
- Ronald Reagan
- Frank Sinatra
- Michael Jackson
- Paul McCartney
- Rush Limbaugh
- Noriega
- Michael Jordan
- Donald Trump
- Johnny Depp
- Billy Joel
- Steve Jobs
- Rod Stewart
- Ozzy Osbourne
- Prince
- Sting
- Rob Lowe
- Bruce Willis
- Mick Jagger
- Donny Osmond
- Bono
- Sylvester Stallone
- Sean Penn
- Bob Dylan
- David Letterman
- Johnny Carson
- Carl Sagan
- Ed McMahon
- John Sculley
- Steve Jobs
- Steve Wozniak
- Arsenio Hall
- Muammar Quadaffi
- Moammar Khadafy
- Kenny Rogers
- Burt Reynolds
- John Davidson
- Richard Nixon
- LBJ
- Jimmy Carter
- Emilio Estevez
- Prince Charles
- Prince Andrew
- Prince William
- George Lucas
- Luke Perry
- Spike Lee
- Jason Priestly
- David Duke
- Bill Clinton
- James Brown
- Smokey Robinson
- Gary Hart
- Jesse Helms
- Jesse Jackson
- Ross Perot
- Bush
- Quayle
- William F. Buckley
- Oliver Stone
- Pat Buchanan
- Jim Bakker
- Axl Rose
- Jimmy Swaggart
- Sly Stallone
- Alex Trebeck
- Slim Whitman
- Boxcar Willie
- Zamfir
- Mel Gibson
- Merv Griffin
- Joe Pesci
- Robin Williams
- Billy Crystal
- Saddam Hussein
- Pee Wee Herman
- Bill Gates
- Mike Tyson
- Warren Beatty
- Geraldo
- Andy Rooney
- Tom Cruise
- Don King
- Ted Kennedy
- Michael Dukakis
- Woody Allen
- %FCELEB
- Hilary
- Princess Diana
- Di
- Queen Elizabeth
- Mary Hart
- Nancy Reagan
- Tammy Faye Bakker
- Whoopi Goldberg
- Demi Moore
- Julia Roberts
- Ivana Trump
- La Toya Jackson
- Janet Jackson
- Rosanne Arnold
- Linda Ronstadt
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
- Pat Schroeder
- Maggie Trudeau
- Maggie Thatcher
- Princess Caroline
- Fergie
- Princess Anne
- Sally Jessy Raphael
- Nell Carter
- Cher
- Jane Pauley
- Liz Taylor
- Liz
- Tina Turner
- Dolly Parton
- Jane Fonda
- Eva Gabor
- Joan Rivers
- Madonna
- Shirley Maclaine
- Barbra Streisand
- Tipper Gore
- Paula Abdul
- Barbara Bush
- Traci Lords
- Christy Brinkley
- Drew Barrymore
- %MLONGDEAD\* male persons dead long enough to be reincarnated as someone living
- Atilla the Hun
- King Henry VIII
- Abraham Lincoln
- George Washington
- Moses
- Hitler
- Mussolini
- Shakespeare
- Ben Franklin
- Socrates
- Einstein
- Michaelangelo
- Da Vinci
- Picasso
- Van Gogh
- Salvador Dali
- Jesus
- Erik the Red
- Monet
- Christopher Columbus
- %DMCELEB\* dead male celebs
- (10)Elvis
- Jimi Hendrix
- Malcolm X
- Martin Luther King
- Jim Morrison
- John F. Kennedy
- Bing Crosby
- Clark Gable
- John Lennon
- JFK
- Groucho Marx
- Harry Chapin
- Humphrey Bogart
- Buddy Holly
- Ricky Nelson
- Spencer Tracy
- Jackie Gleason
- (8)\MLONGDEAD
- %FLONGDEAD\* female persons dead long enough to be reincarnated as someone living
- Cleopatra
- Joan of Arc
- Lady Godiva
- Queen Victoria
- The Queen of Sheba
- Betsy Ross
- Madame Curie
- %DFCELEB\* dead female 'celebrities'
- Marlene Dietrich
- Jayne Mansfield
- Isadora Duncan
- Marilyn Monroe
- Janis Joplin
- Sarah Bernhardt
- Joan Crawford
- Bette Davis
- Lucille Ball
- Agnes de Mille
- Greta Garbo
- Rita Hayworth
- Jean Harlow
- (8)\FLONGDEAD
- %CELEB
- \MCELEB
- \FCELEB
- %DCELEB
- \DMCELEB
- \DFCELEB
- %LONGDEAD
- \FLONGDEAD
- \MLONGDEAD
- %EAT{sd}
- {Eat|Eats|Ate}
- Kidnap{|s|ped}
- {Take|Takes|Took}
- Kill{|s|ed}
- Devour{|s|ed}
- Maim{|s|ed}
- Injure{|s|d}
- Beat{|s|}
- Mutilate{|s|d}
- Torture{|s|d}
- %SAY{s}
- Say{|s}
- Reveal{|s}
- Admit{|s}
- Claim{|s}
- Insist{|s}
- Warn{|s}
- %DOCTOR{s}
- (2)Doctor{|s}
- Psychologist{|s}
- Psychiatrist{|s}
- Physician{|s}
- Neurologist{|s}
- Dentist{|s}
- Pediatrician{|s}
- Veterinarian{|s}
- Optician{|s}
- Anesthesiologist{|s}
- Radiologist{|s}
- Proctologist{|s}
- %SCIENTIST{s}
- (2)Scientist{|s}
- \DOCTOR/&
- Chemist{|s}
- Physicist{|s}
- Nuclear Physicist{|s}
- Metaphysicist{|s}
- Engineer{|s}
- Computer Scientist{|s}
- IBM Programmer{|s}
- Performance Artist{|s}
- Professor{|s}
- Technician{|s}
- Whiz Kid{|s}
- Brain Boff{|s}
- AI Expert{|s}
- Pattern Recognition Researcher{|s}
- Philosopher{|s}
- Epistemologist{|s}
- Bio-Engineer{|s}
- ACM Member{|s}
- Fooseball Players{|s}
- Gynecologist{|s}
- Plastic Surgeon{|s}
- Urologist{|s}
- Gov't Security Chief{|s}
- %NATIONALITY
- Russian
- British
- Polish
- French
- Belgian
- Swiss
- German
- Norwegian
- Australian
- Spanish
- Mexican
- Ukranian
- American
- Canadian
- Albanian
- Australian
- Israeli
- Egyptian
- South African
- Chinese
- Japanese
- Korean
- Tibetan
- Siberian
- Icelandic
- Latvian
- Czech
- Slovak
- Italian
- Grecian
- African
- Hungarian
- %DISEASE
- Herpes
- AIDS
- Flu
- Leprosy
- VD
- a Backache
- Chicken Pox
- Malaria
- Laryngitis
- a Nosebleed
- Tuberculosis
- Cancer
- Pneumonia
- the Clap
- Syphilis
- Gonorrhea
- Diarrhea
- Crabs
- Athlete's Foot
- Flat Feet
- Ringworm
- a Tapeworm
- Dandruff
- %FICTCHAR
- Santa Claus
- Bigfoot
- Yeti
- Abominable Snowman
- Sasquatch
- Snow White
- God
- Buddha
- Mary Poppins
- The Loch Ness Monster
- Loch Ness Monster
- Nessie
- Yogi Bear
- Bugs Bunny
- Daffy Duck
- Cinderella
- Wicked Witch of the West
- Wizard of Oz
- Captain Kirk
- Tooth Fairy
- Kermit the Frog
- Batman
- Hagar the Horrible
- Beetle Bailey
- Superman
- Spiderman
- The Easter Bunny
- Father Time
- Little Red Riding Hood
- Rumplestiltskin
- Pinocchio
- (10)\ET
- %KILL{sd}
- Kill{|s|ed}
- Murder{|s|ed}
- Maim{|s|ed}
- Slaughter{|s|ed}
- Mutilate{|s|d}
- Sho{ot|ots|t}
- Wound{|s|ed}
- Chop{|s|ped} Up
- %NUMBER
- (2)\NUMBER1
- (3)\NUMBER2
- Twenty-\NUMBER1
- Thirty-\NUMBER1
- Forty-\NUMBER1
- Fifty-\NUMBER1
- Sixty-\NUMBER1
- Seventy-\NUMBER1
- Eighty-\NUMBER1
- Ninety-\NUMBER1
- %NUMBER1
- Two
- Three
- Four
- Five
- Six
- Seven
- Eight
- Nine
- %NUMBER2
- Ten
- Eleven
- Twelve
- Thirteen
- Fourteen
- Fifteen
- Sixteen
- Seventeen
- Eighteen
- Nineteen
- %FOOD{as}
- {|a |}Taco{||s}
- {|an |}Enchilada{||s}
- {|a |}Burrito{||s}
- {|a |}Watermelon{||s}
- {|an |}Ice Cream Cone{||s}
- {|a |}Tostada{||s}
- {|a |}Pizza{||s}
- Mostaccioli
- Lasagna
- Manacotti
- Fettuccine Alfredo
- {|a |}Boston Cream Pie{||s}
- {|a |}Hot Fudge Sundae{||s}
- Tuna Fish
- (5)\FRUIT/&
- %SPORT
- Football
- Basketball
- Soccer
- Baseball
- Hockey
- %PERSON{s}
- \KILLER/&
- \SPORT Player{|s}
- Sports Hero{|es}
- {Man|Men}
- Wom{an|en}
- TV Personalit{y|ies}
- Game Show Host{|s}
- Siamese Twin{|s}
- Politician{|s}
- \NATIONALITY Politician{|s}
- Mother{ Of \NUMBER1|s}
- Father{ Of \NUMBER1|s}
- \SCIENTIST/&
- \DOCTOR/&
- \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/&
- \NATIONALITY \DOCTOR/&
- Unemployed \SCIENTIST/&
- Student{|s}
- \NATIONALITY Student{|s}
- Air Traffic Controller{|s}
- (2)\ET/&
- \ATTRACTIVEPERSON/&
- Feminist{|s}
- Bank Teller{|s}
- Waiter{|s}
- Waitress{|es}
- Bus Driver{|s}
- Priest{|s}
- Firem{an|en}
- Musician{|s}
- Writer{|s}
- Teacher{|s}
- %AIRCRAFT
- Airplane
- Helicopter
- Airship
- Hot Air Balloon
- Hang Glider
- Helium Balloon
- (3)UFO
- Jet Fighter
- 747
- DC-10
- Zeppelin
- Me-109
- FW-190
- F-10
- F/A-18
- B-52 Stratofortress
- B-1 Bomber
- Stealth Bomber
- Ultralight
- %CELEB
- \MCELEB
- \FCELEB
- %PLACE{as}
- \ABSTRACTPLACE/&
- (25)\DEFINITEPLACE
- %ABSTRACTPLACE{as}\* You have to be able to be 'in' these
- {|a |}Cave{||s}
- {|a |}Car{||s}
- {|a |}Truck{||s}
- {|a |}Trunk{||s}
- {|an |}Attic{||s}
- {|a |}Basement{||s}
- {|a |}Church{||es}
- {|a |}Restaurant{||s}
- {|a |}School{||s}
- {|a |}Bank{||s}
- %DEFINITEPLACE
- Australia
- Nevada
- Austin, Texas
- Memphis
- London
- England
- San Francisco
- La Brea Tar Pits
- San Jose
- LA
- New York
- Orlando
- Missouri
- Fremont Airport
- Tokyo
- Times Square
- San Rafael
- Israel
- Beirut
- Stalingrad
- Moscow
- Amsterdam
- Manchester
- Edinburgh
- Red Square
- Kremlin
- Hollywood
- Daytona Beach
- Salt Lake City
- Tarrytown
- Munich
- Regensburg
- Karlsruhe
- Berlin
- Bonn
- Rome
- Mississauga
- Majorca
- Bangkok
- Monte Carlo
- Lisbon
- Kalamazoo, Michigan
- Kathmandu
- Puerta Vallarta
- Palo Alto
- Cocoa Beach
- Pismo Beach
- Crete
- Hoboken
- Saskatchewan
- Saskatoon
- NYC
- Frisco
- Oregon
- Idaho
- Montana
- South Dakota
- Virginia
- Florida
- Mexico
- Canada
- Nebraska
- %SILLYPLACE
- Bermuda Triangle
- Stonehenge
- Outer Space
- Graceland
- La Brea Tar Pits
- Transylvania
- Loch Ness
- \PLANET
- %FICTPLACE
- Middle Earth
- Barsoom
- Planet Vulcan
- Land of Oz
- Atlantis
- %HOMEAREA
- Garden
- Yard
- House
- Home
- Kitchen
- Living Room
- Driveway
- Bathroom
- %IMPLANTATION{as}
- {|a |}Mind Control Device{||s}
- {|a |}Radio Beacon{||s}
- {|a |}Homing Device{||s}
- {|an |}Atomic Bomb{||s}
- {|a |}Message{||s}
- %BODYPART{s}
- Head
- Heart
- Nose
- Eye{s}
- Ear{s}
- Hand{s}
- Lung{s}
- Kidney{s}
- Appendix
- Leg{s}
- F{oot|eet}
- Stomach
- %MAIN
- \CONST
- %CELEBINVOLVED
- \! -- \CELEB Reveals All
- \! -- \CELEB Tells All
- \! -- \CELEB May Be Involved
- \! -- \CELEB Tells Tale
- , Says \CELEB
- %PRSCIENTIFIC
- (2)
- (2)\! -- \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Offer Undeniable Proof
- (2)\! -- \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST Proves It!
- \! -- Astonishing Evidence Offers Proof
- \! -- Scientists Confirm
- \! -- Scientist Confirms
- \! -- Scientists Baffled
- \! -- \SCIENTIST/s Baffled
- \! -- "Impossible," Says \SCIENTIST
- \! -- Say \SCIENTIST/s
- %PRCELEB
- (4)
- \! -- \MADNESS \CELEB Has Scars to Prove it!
- \! -- \CELEB Has Scars to Prove it!
- (3)\! -- \CELEB's Diary Proves It!
- (3)\! -- \CELEB's \RELATIVE Tells All!
- \! -- "Just Like I Thought," Says \CELEB
- \! -- The Rolling Stone Interview
- %PRPHOTO
- (4)
- \! -- National Enquirer Photo Exclusive
- \! -- Exclusive Weekly World News Photos
- \! -- A Star Photo Exclusive
- \! -- Exclusive Pictures Inside
- \! -- Videotapes Tell All!
- \! -- Picture is Worth 1000 Words!
- \! -- You Won't Believe Your Eyes!
- \! -- Shocking Tapes Found
- \! -- \PERSON Has Pix
- \! -- Pix Inside
- %PROOF
- (8)\PRCELEB
- (8)\PRSCIENTIFIC
- (10)\PRPHOTO
- \! -- New Book Claims
- %ACQUITTED
- (4)
- \! -- Then is Acquitted by Jury
- \! -- Acquitted by Jury
- \! -- Jury Acquits
- \! -- And Is Acquitted!
- %DISTRESSED
- distressed
- tormented
- troubled
- worried
- %TIPTOPOPERATION
- ZMODEM-ing files
- emulating VT102
- dialing and redialing
- %CONST
- "Killer \KILLER/s From \PLANET \EAT/d My \CHILD" \SAY/s \CELEB\PRPHOTO
- "\CELEB is Really \ET From \PLANET" \SAY/s \CELEB
- "\CELEB is Actually \ET From \PLANET" \SAY \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s
- \MCELEB and \FCELEB Secretly Wed in \DEFINITEPLACE, It's Official!\PRPHOTO
- Eating \FRUIT/s Can Give You \DISEASE, \SAY \NATIONALITY \DOCTOR/s
- \FOOD/s Can Cure \DISEASE, \SAY \NATIONALITY \DOCTOR/s
- \FOOD/s Gave Me \DISEASE, \SAY/s \PERSON
- "\ET/s From \PLANET Gave Me \DISEASE" \SAY/s \CELEB
- "\CELEB Gave Me \DISEASE" \SAY/s \PERSON\PROOF
- "\FICTCHAR is For Real!"\PRSCIENTIFIC
- "\FICTCHAR is Alive!"\PRPHOTO
- "\MCELEB is Really My Father," \SAY/s \CELEB
- "\FCELEB is Really My Mother," \SAY/s \CELEB
- \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Discover \FICTPLACE
- \CELEB \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s in \BADTIME
- \PERSON, Stoned on \DRUG, \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s\ACQUITTED
- \CELEB Falls \NUMBER Thousand Feet out of \AIRCRAFT ... and Survives
- "\ET/s From \PLANET Landed in my \HOMEAREA and \EAT/d \NUMBER \FRUIT/s" \SAY/s \CELEB
- \FCELEB Gives Birth to \NUMBER1 \CHILD/s\CELEBINVOLVED
- \UNUSUAL \PERSON/s \KILL \NUMBER2 in \BADTIME
- \RELIGION Monks Report \UFFO Sighting in \DEFINITEPLACE\! -- "They Came From \PLANET!"\PROOF
- Real-Life Ghost Busters Exorcise \GHOST/ from \CELEB/ 's Home in \PLACE
- \CHILD \KILL/d by Pet \KILLERX\PRPHOTO
- \IMPRESSIVE \KILLER from \DEFINITEPLACE
- "I Chopped my \RELATIVE To Death with \WEAPON/a" -- \PERSON
- \PERSON Goes Berserk And \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s With \WEAPON
- \FCELEB Tells of \BADTIME with \MCELEB. "He Threatened Me with \WEAPON/a"
- \MCELEB Tells of \BADTIME with \FCELEB. "She Threatened Me with \WEAPON/a"
- \FRUIT/s Have \SPIRITUAL Powers, \SAY \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s\PROOF
- \PERSON Sees Face Of \FICTCHAR In \FOOD/a
- Celeb Shocker: \CELEB Caught in \FRUIT Orgy at \CELEB's Mansion
- "Elvis Died from Eating \FOOD/s," \SAY/s \CELEB\PROOF
- \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Produce \SPIRITUAL \KILLER Girl
- \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Clone \KILLER Boy
- \PERSON \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s with \WEAPON\ACQUITTED
- \NUMBER Years For \MADNESS \REALWEAPON Murderer. "I Would Do It Again" Says \CELEB
- \PERSON Struck By Lightning\! -- \NUMBER Times!
- Jury Acquits Notorious \REALWEAPON Murderer From \DEFINITEPLACE
- \MCELEB and \FCELEB Seen Together in \DEFINITEPLACE. "Is It Love?"
- \PERSON/ 's \UNUSUAL Claim: "\NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Planted \IMPLANTATION in my \BODYPART/s"
- "Does \FICTCHAR Exist?" \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Offer New Evidence
- Travelling To \DEFINITEPLACE In A Stolen \AIRCRAFT\PRCELEB
- "\FICTCHAR \EAT/d My \CHILD," \SAY/s \PERSON
- "\MCELEB is the Father of my \CHILD," \SAY/s \MADNESS \PERSON
- "\FCELEB is the Mother of my \CHILD," \SAY/s \MCELEB
- \FCELEB Files Paternity Suit Against \FCELEB -- Claims Sex Change
- \FCELEB Files Paternity Suit Against \MCELEB
- "I am the Reincarnation of \LONGDEAD," \SAY/s \CELEB
- "I was \LONGDEAD in Past Life" -- \CELEB
- \SCIENTIST/s Discover \FCELEB was Married to \MLONGDEAD in Previous Life
- "I Spoke to \DCELEB Through \FRUIT/a" \SAY/s \PERSON
- "I Saw \DCELEB Alive and Well in \PLACE" \SAY/s \PERSON
- \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Resurrect \DCELEB\PROOF
- In \MADNESS Rage, \PERSON \KILL/s \NUMBER, Self
- \NUMBER Dead in \BADTIME\PRPHOTO
- "\CELEB is Addicted to \DRUG"\PRCELEB
- \MLONGDEAD & \FLONGDEAD were Lovers!\PROOF
- \MCELEB & \FCELEB are Same Person!\PRPHOTO
- "\FICTCHAR Found in \PLACE" \SAY/s \PERSON
- "\FICTCHAR Found Dead in \PLACE" \SAY/s \PERSON\PROOF
- "\DCELEB is Alive," \SAY/s \SPIRITUAL \PERSON
- \CELEB Sues \RELATIVE After \BADTIME\CELEBINVOLVED
- \GHOST/s Frighten \PERSON Out of Home\PRSCIENTIFIC
- "Ghost of \LONGDEAD Living in my \HOMEAREA" -- \PERSON
- \CELEB in Love With \FICTCHAR\CELEBINVOLVED
- \CELEB Has \DISEASE\CELEBINVOLVED
- \CELEB and \NUMBER2 \ATTRACTIVEPERSON/s Found With \FRUIT/s
- CAUGHT! \MCELEB with \FATTRACTIVEPERSON
- \FCELEB and \MATTRACTIVEPERSON in Secret Tryst\PRPHOTO
- \CELEB Borrows \WEAPON/a, Kills \NUMBER
- \IMPRESSIVE \FRUIT Diet
- \AIRCRAFT Found On \PLANET!\PRPHOTO
- \ANIMAL \YOUNGSTER Found In \PLACE\PRSCIENTIFIC
- \LONGDEAD Was Gay, \SAY \SCIENTIST/s
- TipTop telecommunication software released. "It just works!" \SAY/s \CELEB
- \IMPRESSIVE TipTop software is available! Email to Pedja for info.
- Using TipTop is good for your computer, \SAY \NATIONALITY \DOCTOR/s
- "\ET/s From \PLANET Landed in my \HOMEAREA and stole my TipTop" \SAY/s \DISTRESSED \CELEB
- TipTop Can Cure \DISEASE while \TIPTOPOPERATION, \SAY \NATIONALITY \DOCTOR/s
- TipTop is lean and mean\PRPHOTO
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